If it's possible to write a Diagon Alley visit without intentionally or otherwise ripping off the books, I haven't seen it yet.

( And certainly not here. )

Or, the last chapter. The last chapter of the first fic before things get even worse, that is.

( Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 24 )

I want the latest pottersue to get into a fight with Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. Because she's like the biggest prep in the universe. She also stole Enoby's tim machine, which is how she came to be a fan of Miley Cyrus in 1995. I thought it'd been a while since we saw a real toxic Sue.

In which Harry and Hermione go to a restaurant. The spécialité de la maison is, of course, the pepperjack cheeseburger.
( The Last War Chapter 4 )

I'd like to thank The HMS STFU for bringing The Last War by Lady of Pale Emerald Fires to my attention. It's another evil!Ron fic in the vein of Dark Secrets, but whereas that was using evil!Ron as a plot device to hook Mary Sue up with Draco, this is doing the same for Harry and Hermione. And whereas Dark Secrets at least had the decency to make ( Read more... )

Previously on Phantom Plot Dreams, Seifer returned to Balamb Garden a year after the war. This momentous occasion produced no drama nor conflict in the slightest. Squall and Seifer have displayed about as much personality as a plank of wood between them, Quistis, Zell and Irvine might as well be scenery and Selphie, aka The Suspicious Doelike ( Read more... )

Apologies for the delay in updating.
( In which the story goes nowhere )